Omigosh this would be the best conversation ever... I need to see the rest of this. Just, Cecil and Kevin wondering why grass can't sing opera or how the ocean doesn't all evaporate, and Carlos and Diego on the sidelines just like; "......"
AU Cecil and actual Cecil getting along? That would be a beautiful self-cest pairing, and while I'm a fan of self-cest, I don't think this could work out. AU Cecil would end up eating Cecil at the end of it, and Carlos, and I, would be very mad.
Nobody but TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE people who no one loves. Only the absolute worst people live in that cesspit! THEY let their librarians roam free like human beings. I bet not one single person there has a proper blood-stone circle, and they're all somehow related to that horrible Steve Carlsburg. UGH.